Yeah, the load's significant enough that if there are too many requests, Wikipedia starts to reject them. So I unlinked the other sections, which would be cool to link to last.fm and Amazon.

Oh, wow, I should pay more attention to my scripts. I didn't know anyone was using them. I made a few modifications awhile back to this and added animal bodies and things. I'll u/l, along with recent modifications, as soon as I revisit it and make sure it's cool.

Actually, there is resize. You have to look in the code for the info:
// @description ********************************************
// @description ** TO RESIZE MOUSTACHES, HOVER OVER THE **
// @description ** MOUSTACHE AND PRESS THE LEFT OR RIGHT **
// @description ** ARROW KEY **
// @description ********************************************