Scripts in Internet Explorer
There is a Greasemonkey type add on for IE called ie7pro. It also works in IE8 and will hopefully get better at doing that. Ie7pro is held back by having only a very small community of developers. Check it out at http://www.iescripts.org/ and while you are there look at the forums and especially the one about porting scripts. Perhaps it would be worthwhile to you to make your genius available to this new project. I know many ie7pro users would be happy to see this ported to IE.
I don't want to work in a project that has as a base a Microsoft application (IE). But I would be happy If somebody can port this ugly code into ie7pro.