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Limbaugh Lexicon Adder

Put Rush's commentary into your left-wing news as it happens

Ditto-heads across the fruited plain can now rejoice! Rush Limbaugh's lexicon will now be added to your news as you read it, even before El Rushbo has had a chance to comment officially.

I hope you enjoy it.

If someone with better scripting skills uses this to make a more robust script, please let me know and I'll use yours instead.






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Posted Aug 21, 2007

Here's a set of additional replacements to throw into the script:

"Barack Obama": "Barack The Magic Negro" ,
"Obama": "The Magic Negro",
"Feminist": "Feminazi",
"Idiots": "People in Rio Linda",
"Bank of America": "Bank of Amigo",
"Cuba": "Cuber (as pronounced by Ted Kennedy)",
"Mary Landrieu": "Mary \"Cute Little Baby Fat\" Landrieu",
"Auburn Hills": "New Fallujah",
"Lauren": "Lauren (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Martha": "Martha (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Kristin": "Kristin (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Nancy": "Nancy (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Jennifer": "Jennifer (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Barbara": "Barbara (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Amy": "Amy (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Kim": "Kim (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Kathy": "Kathy (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Tracy": "Tracy (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Leslie": "Leslie (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Cheryl": "Cheryl (one of Rush Limbaugh's top ten female names)",
"Teenagers": "Young skulls full of mush",
"teenagers": "young skulls full of mush",
"school": "screwl"

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