Lets say, hypothetically, that you think Google Finance is fantastically useful, and has a great UI. Let's also say (again hypothetically), that you think the "Discussions" on Google Finance chiefly feature the low-life mouth-breathing pond-scum of humanity, doomed to spend eternity munching Cheetos in the hottest fires of hell. The kind of people who befriend slack-jawed Youtube commenters and meat-head MySpace morons.

Hypothetically, this script is for you.