Script Summary: Makes OKCupid honest.
Ongoing effort to translate common OKCupid clichés to something more honest. "Laid back" converts to "boring," "bonus points" converts to "anal on the first date," etc. You may want to skim the translations before installing. Not for the faint of heart or infirm of purpose.
If you want to see all the translations, you can check them out. That's a link to the source, but it's easy to read even if you don't know any programming.
Suggested translations welcome, especially if you're using the site to find dudes. (I am harboring no such intentions, so I have little experience wading through the web of banalities that men mouth.) Will be updated according to feedback or how bitter I'm feeling, so probably pretty often.
WARNING: Note that it will run on your own profile if you visit it at http://www.okcupid/profile/YourScreenName; if you edit it from that address, this means the translated version will be posted to your own profile. To circumvent this, use http://www.okcupid/profile instead.
Tested on Chrome.