Script Summary: Sanitize troll dialogue by transliterating their simpler quirks to proper English
Posted for my own use, not yours.
Without this, I probably would never have made it through Homestuck.
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Vriska's dialogue is still horrible because there seems to be no rhyme or reason behind her substitutions.