// ==UserScript==
// @name Digg Comment Enhancer
// @namespace http://james.co.nr
// @description Test Digg comment enhancer
// @include http://digg.com/*
// @include http://www.digg.com/*
// @exclude http://www.digg.com/search*
// @exclude http://digg.com/search*
// @exclude http://digg.com/submit
// @exclude http://www.digg.com/submit
// @exclude http://www.digg.com/register
// @exclude http://digg.com/register
// ==/UserScript==
//By James Thewlis
//www.james.co.nr
//Generates duggmirror and google cache links
var duggmirror = location.href.replace(/^http\:\/\/(www\.)?digg.com/,'http://duggmirror.com');
var titlexpath = "//div[@class='news-body']/h3/a[@href]";
var xpathresult = document.evaluate ( titlexpath, document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null );
var storyurl = xpathresult.snapshotItem ( 0 );
var googlecache = "http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:" + storyurl;
//Checks for the comment form
var commentForm = document.getElementById('c-rply-form0');
if (commentForm) {
var newElement = document.createElement('form');
//Change this to add your own stuff
newElement.innerHTML = '<h2>Comment Enhancer</h2>' +
'<select id="mySelect" size="15">' +
'<optgroup label="Cliches">' +
'<Option>In Soviet Russia...' +
'<Option>Pics or it didn\'t happen' +
'<Option>WTF?' +
'<Option>But... Will it blend?' +
'<Option>Will YOU blend?' +
'<Option>Pwned' +
'<Option value="\n /sarcasm">/sarcasm' +
'<Option>!!!!!!11!1!one!!eleventy!!!!!' +
'<Option>I for one welcome our __ overlords' +
'<Option value="I\'m in ur __ __ing ur __">I\'m in ur...' +
'<Option>Made with Adobe® Photoshop® Software' +
'<Option value="\n \n' + ' ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▐▌░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▐▌░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░████░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒░░░░░░░░██░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒██▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒▒████▒▒▒██▒░░░░░░░░██░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░██░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████████░░░\n ░░░░░░██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░██░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░██░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░██░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████░░░░██████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░\n">Moonite ASCII art' +
'<Option>l337' +
'<Option>09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0' +
'<Option value=" 1)Collect underpants \n 2)?????? \n 3)Profit!!!">1)Collect Underpants 2)??????? 3)Profit!!' +
'<Option>Digg me down!' +
'<Option>There aren\'t any girls on teh internets' +
'<Option>The internet is a series of tubes' +
'<Option>My tubes are clogged!' +
'<Option>Ninjas > Pirates' +
'<Option>Pirates > Ninjas' +
'<Option>Google it, noob' +
'<Option>I\'d hit it' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Links">' +
'<Option value="' + duggmirror + '">Duggmirror' +
'<Option value="' + googlecache + '">Google Cache' +
'<Option value="http://www.goatse.cz">Goatse' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Images">' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/orly.jpg">O RLY?' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/kittenkill.jpg">Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/ceilingcat.jpg">Ceiling Cat' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/pancakebunny.jpg">Pancake Bunny' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/eatedcookie.jpg">I made you a cookie but I eated it' +
'<Option value="http://personales.ya.com/casitasoler/james/diggimages/limecat.jpg">Limecat' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Consoles/Gaming">' +
'<Option>The PS3 sux!!' +
'<Option>The Wii is for losers!' +
'<Option>The 360 sux!!' +
'<Option>The PS3 rulz!!' +
'<Option>The Wii rulz!!' +
'<Option>360 FTW!!' +
'<Option>Wii60 FTW!!' +
'<Option>The PS3 makes a good doorstopper' +
'<Option>The 360 gets so hot I can fry my eggs on it' +
'<Option>Would you like to touch my Wii?' +
'<Option>Gameplay > Graphics' +
'<Option>NES FTW!!' +
'<Option>SNES FTW!!' +
'<Option value="There are plenty of games for linux...er...Tux Racer, Tux Paint...">Linux Games' +
'<Option>Who needs consoles when you\'ve got emulators?' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Remarks on story">' +
'<Option>Buried!' +
'<Option>DUPE!!' +
'<Option>Fake!' +
'<Option>Marked as lame' +
'<Option>Reported as inaccurate' +
'<Option>SPAM!!' +
'<Option>Dugg' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Insults">' +
'<Option>Idiot' +
'<Option>Nincompoop' +
'<Option>Loser' +
'<Option>Gimboid' +
'<Option>Smeghead' +
'<Option>Die in a fire, spammer' +
'<Option>Yo momma\'s so fat...' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Operating Systems\/Computers">' +
'<Option>Windoze sucks!' +
'<Option>But does it run linux?' +
'<Option>Ubuntu rules!' +
'<Option>Ubuntu is for n00bs!' +
'<Option>Gentoo rules!' +
'<Option>I installed Gentoo in under 5 days!' +
'<Option>But there are no games for linux' +
'<Option>Ever heard of WINE??' +
'<Option>MacOS FTW!' +
'<Option>It\'s not Linux, it\'s GNU/Linux' +
'<Option>BSD FTW!' +
'<Option>Solaris rulz!' +
'<Option>MS DOS pwns u!!' +
'<Option>Commodor 64 FTW!!' +
'<Option>BSD is dying' +
'<Option>Mac > Windows' +
'<Option>Imagine a beowulf cluster of those' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="I love...">' +
'<Option value="I love Kevin Rose!">Kevin Rose' +
'<Option value="I love Alex Albrecht!">Alex Albrecht' +
'<Option value="I love Steve Jobs!">Steve Jobs' +
'<Option value="I love Linus Torvalds!">Linus Torvalds' +
'<Option value="I love Bill Gates!">Bill Gates' +
'<Option value="I love Stephen Colbert!">Stephen Colbert' +
'<optgroup label="Companies">' +
'<Option>Micro$oft sux!' +
'<Option>Sony sucks' +
'<Option>Nintendo rules!' +
'<Option>The RIAA sucks!' +
'<Option>The MPAA sucks!' +
'<Option>FUCK the RIAA!' +
'</optgroup>' +
'<optgroup label="Quotes">' +
'<Option value="I\'m going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet">device to stab people in the face' +
'<Option>I put on my robe and wizard hat' +
'<Option>What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?' +
'</select>';
//inserts newElement after comment form
commentForm.parentNode.insertBefore(newElement, commentForm.nextSibling);
var myComment = document.getElementById('c-rply-body0');
var mySelect = document.getElementById('mySelect');
//detects selct box change
mySelect.addEventListener('change', function(event) {
myComment.value += mySelect.value + ' ';
mySelect.selectedIndex=-1;
}, true);
}
//You can comment out everything from here if you want to remove images
//Find the links
var allLinks = document.evaluate(
"//a[@class='user']",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);
//Checks if they are images/videos and replaces them
for (var i = 0; i < allLinks.snapshotLength; i++) {
var myLink = allLinks.snapshotItem(i);
var myImageString=myLink.toString();
if (detectImage(myImageString)==true){
myLink.innerHTML = '<img src="' + myImageString + '"' + ' alt="' + myImageString + '"' + '" style="border:solid 2px #000; max-width:100%;" title="Comment Enhancer Image"/>';
}
else if(/http:\/\/(www\.)?youtube.com\/watch\?v=/i.test(myImageString)) {
var videocode = myImageString.split("v=")[1];
var video = document.createElement("object");
video.setAttribute("width", "420");
video.setAttribute("height", "350");
video.innerHTML = '<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/' + videocode + '"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/' + videocode + '" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>';
myLink.parentNode.replaceChild(video, myLink);
}
}
//My improvised and probably not very good image detection
//now it's better :)
function detectImage(str){
var regex = /\.(jpe?g|png|gif|bmp)$/i;
if(regex.test(str)) return true;
}
