NickNamer

By badnewswade — Last update Mar 1, 2007 — Installed 296 times.
// ==UserScript== 
// @name          NickNamer
// @namespace     none
// @description   Changes names into nicknames so you can laugh at idiots behind their back - make sure you change in both dictionaries
// @include       *
// ==/UserScript==



//          From Jmaxxz vulgar word blocker v3.00.00, from which this script is derived:                //
/*********************************************************************************************************
* If you plan on editing this script and publishing your own version lines [11] through [18] must be     *
* included somewhere in your source code somewhere between lines 1 and 40.                               *
*                                                                                                        *
* Based on a script in Mark Pilgram's upcoming "Dive into Greasemonkey"                                  *
* The Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287               *
* A Special thank you goes to rschultz2002 and Giorgio Maone for their help in the making of this script *
*********************************************************************************************************/




////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// WARNING: Code contains words that many consider offensive. //
// If you do not wish to see them, do not scroll down.        //
// To add a custom list of words, see instructions below.     //
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////































(function()
{
	var bad = [], good = [], modifiers = [];
	
	// START CONFIGURATION
	
	populate
	({
		// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
		
		// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
		// "Bad word": "replacement"
		// You can place an optional modifier after a slash ("/") at the end of the bad word.
		// The support modifier "n", stands for new
		// it does not change how the word is handled by the script,
		// rather it is just so the developer know what he/she has changed in the latest build
		// incase something goes wrong
		
		
		// [Place custom word list below, see below for examples]
		
		// A
		

		// B
		

		// C

		
		// D
		
		// E
		
		// F
		
		// G
		
		// H
		
		// I
		
		// J
		
		// K
		
		// L
		
		// M
		
		// N
		
		// O
		
		// P
		
		// Q
		
		// R
		
		// S
		
		// T
		"Tony Blair" : "Terrorist Liar",
		
		// U
		
		// V
		
		// W
		
		// X
		
		// Y
		
		// Z
		
		// [End of custom word list]
	}, "g");
	
	populate
	({
		// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
		
		// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
		// [Place custom word list below]
		
		// A
		
		
		// B
		
		// C
		
		// D
		
		// E
		
		// F
		
		// G
		
		// H
		
		// I
		
		// J
		
		// K
		
		// L
		
		// M
		
		// N
		
		// O
		
		// P
		
		// Q
		
		// R
		
		// S
		
		
		// T
		"Tony Blair" : "Terrorist Liar",
		
		// U
		
		// V
		
		// W
		
		
		// X
		
		// Y
		
		// Z
		
		// [End of custom word list]
		
	}, "gi");
	
	
	// END CONFIGURATION (don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing)
	
	function populate(replacements, flags)
	{
		var word, modPos, mod;
		
		for(var key in replacements)
		{
			if((modPos = key.indexOf("/")) > -1)
			{
				mod = key.substring(modPos + 1);
				word = key.substring(0, modPos);
			}
			else
			{
				mod = "";
				word = key;
			}
			
			modifiers.push(mod);
			bad.push(new RegExp(word, flags));
			good.push(replacements[key]);
		}
	}
	
	// this function does the replacements
	function sanitize(s, noContext, notredirect)
	{
		for (var j = 0; j < bad.length; j++)
		{
			if(noContext && modifiers[j].indexOf("c") != -1 || notredirect && modifiers[j].indexOf("r") != -1)
			{
				continue;
			}
			s = s.replace(bad[j], good[j]);
		}
		return s;
	}
	
	// replace in title
	if(document.title)
		document.title = sanitize(document.title, false , true);
	
	// replace in body text
	var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
	
	for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++)
	{
		node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
		node.data = sanitize(node.data, false, true);
	}
})();