// ==UserScript==
// @name Profanity Filter
// @namespace none
// @description Filters Out Swear Words As You Browse The Internet
// @include *
// @version 20070402.2321
// @homepage http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7286
/*
This script are my own tweaks to the Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker and I want to give the credit where it's due.
The only difference is that you'll notice a changed word because it'll be put into brackets [].
Based on a script in Mark Pilgram's upcoming "Dive into Greasemonkey"
Also, based on the Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
*/
//WARNING
// DO NOT SCROLL DOWN this script contains language that
// may be offensive.
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
var bad = [], good = [], modifiers = [];
// START CONFIGURATION
populate({
// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// "Bad word": "replacement"
// You can place an optional modifier after a slash ("/") at the end of the bad word.
// The support modifier "n", stands for new
// it does not change how the word is handled by the script,
// rather it is just so the developer know what he/she has changed in the latest build
// incase something goes wrong
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"Ass hole": "[A** hole]",
"Asshole": "[A**hole]",
"Ass-hole": "[A**-hole]",
" Ass ": " [Butt] ",
"ASSHOLE": "[A**HOLE]",
"ASS HOLE": "[A** HOLE]",
"ASS-HOLE": "[JERK]",
" ASS ": "[ BOTTOM ]",
" Ass!": "[ Bottom!]",
" Ass,": "[ Bottom,]",
//B
"Ballsack": "[Were the sun don't shine]",
"Bastard": "[Illegitimate child]",
"Son of a bitch": "[Spoiled brat]",
"Bitchy": "[Crabby]",
"Bitched": "[Yelled]",
"Bitching" : "[Complaining]",
"SON OF A BITCH": "[SPOILED BRAT]",
"BITCHY": "[CRABBY]",
"BITCHED": "[YELLED]",
"BITCHING" : "[COMPLAINING]",
"BASTARD": "[ILLEGITIMATE CHILD]",
"BALLSACK": "[WERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE]",
"Bitches": "[Female dogs]",
"Bitch": "[Female dog]",
"BITCHES": "[FEMALE DOGS]",
"BITCH": "[FEMALE DOG]",
//C
//D
"Goddamn": "[Dang]",
"God damn": "[Dang]",
"Damnit": "[Dang it]",
"Dickhead": "[Jerk]",
"GOD DAMN": "[DANG]",
"GODDAMN": "[DANG]",
"DICKHEAD": "[JERK]",
"Damn": "[Dang]",
"DAMN": "[DANG]",
" dick ": " [penis] ",
//E
//F
"Faggot": "[Bundle of sticks]",
"Fucking": "[F'ing]",
"Fucken": "[F'n]",
"Fucked": "[F'ed]",
"Fucker": "[F'er]",
"FAGGOT": "[BUNDLE OF STICKS]",
"FUCKING": "[F'N]",
"FUCKEN": "[F'N]",
"FUCKED": "[F'D]",
"FUCKER": "[F'ER]",
"Motherfucker": "[MFer]",
"Fuck": "['F']",
"FUCK": "['F']",
//G
//H
"What the hell": "[What the!?]",
"WHAT THE HELL": "[WHAT THE!?]",
//I
//J
"Jackass/c": "[donkey]",
"jackasses": "[jerks]",
//K
//L
"Lmao": "[Rofl]",
"Lmfao": "[Rofl]",
"LMAO": "[ROFL]",
"LMFAO": "[ROFL]",
//M
//N
"Niggaz": "[Palz]",
"Nigger": "[Person]",
"Nigga": "[Buddy]",
"NIGGAZ": "[PALZ]",
"NIGGER": "[PERSON]",
"NIGGA": "[BUDDY]",
"NIGGAS": "[BUDDIES]",
//O
//P
" pussy. ": " [vagina]. ",
//Q
//R
//S
" Shit ": " [Poo] ",
" shitty ": " [terrible] ",
//T
//U
//V
//W
//X
//Y
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "g");
populate({
// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil]", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"asshole": "[nitwit]",
"ass hole": "[nimwit]",
"ass-hole": "[Jerk]",
" ass ": " [bottom] ",
" ass!": " [bottom!]",
" ass,": " [bottom,] ",
" asses ": " [butts] ",
" asses. ": " [butts]. ",
//B
"ballsack": "[were the sun don't shine]",
"bastard": "[illegitimate child]",
"son of a bitch": "[SOB]",
"bitchy": "[crabby]",
"bitched": "[yelled]",
"bitching" : "[complaining]",
"bitches": "[female dogs]",
"bitch": "[female dog]",
"blowjob": "[BJ]",
"bullshit": "[BS]",
//C
"cock sucker" : "[A person performing fellatio]",
"cocksucker": "[A person performing fellatio]",
"cunt": "[vagina]",
//D
"goddamn": "[dang]",
"god damn": "[dang]",
"damn": "[dang]",
"douche": "[shower]",
"dingleberry" : "[Expletive]",
"dirty sanchez" : "[mustache]",
" dickhead ": " [jerk] ",
//E
//F
"faggot": "[bundle of sticks]",
"motherfucker": "[MFer]",
"fucking": "[f'ing]",
"fucken": "[f'en]",
"fucked": "[f'ed]",
"fucker": "[f'er]",
"fuck": "['F']",
"wtf": "[What the!?]",
//G
//H
"what the hell": "[what the!?]",
//I
//J
"jackasses": "[jerks]",
"jackoff" : "[jerk]",
"jerkoff" : "[jerk]",
"jizz" : "[Expletive]",
//K
//L
"lmao": "[rofl]",
"lmfao": "[rofl]",
//M
"muff diving" : "[Expletive]",
//N
"niggaz": "[palz]",
"nigger": "[person]",
"nigga": "[buddy]",
"niggas": "[buddies]",
//O
"omg": "[Oh my gosh!]",
//P
"free porn" : "[free pornography]",
"porn/r" : "[pornography/r]",
" pussy ": " [vagina] ",
//Q
"queef" : "[Expletive]",
//R
//S
"anonymous sex" :"[Expletive]",
"skin flute" : "[Expletive]",
" shit ": " [poo] ",
"shitty": "[bad]",
//T
"tits": " [breasts] ",
" tits ": " [breasts] ",
" tit ": " [breast] ",
" tits,": " [breasts],",
" tit,": " [breast], ",
" tits!": " [breasts!]",
" tit!": " [breast!]",
" twat " : " [vagina] ",
//U
//V
//W
"wanker" : "[Expletive]",
"whore" : "[Prostitute]",
//X
//Y
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "gi");
// END CONFIGURATION (don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing...
function populate(replacements, flags) {
var word, modPos, mod;
for(var key in replacements) {
if((modPos = key.indexOf("/")) > -1) {
mod = key.substring(modPos + 1);
word = key.substring(0, modPos);
} else {
mod = "";
word = key;
}
modifiers.push(mod);
bad.push(new RegExp(word, flags));
good.push(replacements[key]);
}
}
// this function does the replacements
function sanitize(s, noContext, notredirect) {
for (var j = 0; j < bad.length; j++) {
if(noContext && modifiers[j].indexOf("c") != -1 || notredirect && modifiers[j].indexOf("r") !=-1 ) {
continue;
}
s = s.replace(bad[j], good[j]);
}
return s;
}
// replace in title
if(document.title) document.title = sanitize(document.title, false , true);
// replace in body text
var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
node.data = sanitize(node.data, false, true);
}
})();
