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// @name my 4chan antispam
// @namespace ee
// @description removes all current spam posts
// Author: ee
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// @include http://img.4chan.org/*
// @include http://zip.4chan.org/*
// @include http://cgi.4chan.org/*
// @include http://orz.4chan.org/*
// @include http://boards.4chan.org/*
// @license Copyright (c) 2010 ee
// ==/UserScript==
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