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// ==UserScript==
// @name Jmaxxz vulgar word blocker+
// @namespace none
// @description Censor the Net, and browse with confidence
// @include *
// @version 3.02.03
// @homepage http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
// ==/UserScript==
/*
If you plan on editing this script and publishing your own version lines 9 through 15 must be
included somewhere in your source code somewhere between lines 1 and 40.
Based on a script in Mark Pilgram's upcoming "Dive into Greasemonkey"
The Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
A Special thank you goes to rschultz2002 and Giorgio Maone for their help in the making of this script
*/
//WARNING
// DO NOT SCROLL DOWN this script contains language that
// may be offensive.
(function() {
var bad = [], good = [], modifiers = [];
// START CONFIGURATION
populate({
// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// "Bad word": "replacement"
// You can place an optional modifier after a slash ("/") at the end of the bad word.
// The supported modifier "c", standing for "context",
// which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just changing it to be on the safe side,
// and thus it should not be replaced in domain names (i.e. it doesn't cause redirections)
//The support modifier "r", standing for redirect
//This means a word will not be changed except in domain names (i.e. the word will only cause redirects)
// The support modifier "n", stands for new
// it does not change how the word is handled by the script,
// rather it is just so the developer know what he/she has changed in the latest build
// incase something goes wrong
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"Nimwit": "Nimwit",
"Nitwit": "Nitwit",
"Jerk": "Jerk",
" Bottom ": " Bottom ",
"NITWIT": "NITWIT",
"NIMWIT": "NIMWIT",
"JERK": "JERK",
" BOTTOM ": " BOTTOM ",
" Bottom!": " Bottom!",
" Bottom,": " Bottom,",
//B
"Were the sun don't shine": "Were the sun don't shine",
"Illegitimate child": "Illegitimate child",
"Spoiled brat": "Spoiled brat",
"Crabby": "Crabby",
"Yelled": "Yelled",
"Complaining" : "Complaining",
"SPOILED BRAT": "SPOILED BRAT",
"CRABBY": "CRABBY",
"YELLED": "YELLED",
"COMPLAINING" : "COMPLAINING",
"ILLEGITIMATE CHILD": "ILLEGITIMATE CHILD",
"WERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE": "WERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE",
"Female dogs": "Female dogs",
"Female dog": "Female dog",
"FEMALE DOGS": "FEMALE DOGS",
"FEMALE DOG": "FEMALE DOG",
"bottleguy/r": "google",
//C
"circusgranny/r": "google",
"crackfile/r": "google",
//D
"Dang": "Dang",
"Dang": "Dang",
"Dang it": "Dang it",
"Jerk": "Jerk",
"DANG": "DANG",
"DANG": "DANG",
"JERK": "JERK",
"Dang": "Dang",
"DANG": "DANG",
//E
//F
"Bundle of sticks": "Bundle of sticks",
"Flipping": "Flipping",
"Flippen": "Flippen",
"Flipped": "Flipped",
"Loser": "Loser",
"BUNDLE OF STICKS": "BUNDLE OF STICKS",
"FLIPPING": "FLIPPING",
"FLIPPEN": "FLIPPEN",
"FLIPPED": "FLIPPED",
"LOSER": "LOSER",
"Jerk": "Jerk",
"Flip": "Flip",
"FLIP": "FLIP",
//G
"goatse/r": "google",
//H
"What the!?": "What the!?",
"WHAT THE!?": "WHAT THE!?",
//I
//J
"Donkey/c": "Donkey",
//K
//L
"Rofl": "Rofl",
"Rofl": "Rofl",
"ROFL": "ROFL",
"ROFL": "ROFL",
"lemonparty/r": "google",
//M
//N
"Palz": "Palz",
"Person": "Person",
"Buddy": "Buddy",
"PALZ": "PALZ",
"PERSON": "PERSON",
"BUDDY": "BUDDY",
//O
//P
"Kitty cat/c": "Kitty cat",
"Kitty cat/c": "Kitty cat",
//Q
//R
//S
"Poo": "Poo",
//T
//U
//V
//W
"welikehorses/r": "google",
//X
//Y
"yellaface/r": "google",
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "g");
populate({
// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"nitwit": "nitwit",
"nimwit": "nimwit",
"Jerk": "Jerk",
" bottom ": " bottom ",
" bottom!": " bottom!",
" bottom,": " bottom,",
//B
"were the sun don't shine": "were the sun don't shine",
"illegitimate child": "illegitimate child",
"spoiled brat": "spoiled brat",
"crabby": "crabby",
"yelled": "yelled",
"complaining" : "complaining",
"female dogs": "female dogs",
"female dog": "female dog",
"": "",
"bagslap/r": "google",
//C
"" : "",
"" : "",
"": "",
//D
"dang": "dang",
"dang": "dang",
"dang": "dang",
"shower": "shower",
"" : "",
"mustache" : "mustache",
"jerk": "jerk",
//E
//F
"bundle of sticks": "bundle of sticks",
"jerk": "jerk",
"flipping": "flipping",
"flippen": "flippen",
"flipped": "flipped",
"loser": "loser",
"flip": "flip",
"What the!?": "What the!?",
//G
"goatsemarathon/r": "google",
//H
"what the!?": "what the!?",
//I
//J
"donkey": "donkey",
"" : "",
"" : "",
"" : "",
//K
//L
"rofl": "rofl",
"rofl": "rofl",
"lastmeasure/r": "google",
//M
"meatspin/r": "google",
"" : "",
"mudfall/r": "google",
"motherman/r": "google",
"men-in-pantyhose/r": "google",
//N
"palz": "palz",
"person": "person",
"buddy": "buddy",
//O
"Oh my gosh!": "Oh my gosh!",
//P
"kitty cat": "kitty cat",
"kitty cat": "kitty cat",
"": "",
"" : "",
"porn/r" : "",
"": "",
"pressurespot/r": "google",
"pokehole/r": "google",
"phreak/r": "google",
//Q
"" : "",
//R
//S
"" :"",
"" : "",
"poo": "poo",
"swollentip/r": "google",
//T
"": "",
"": "",
"": "",
"": "",
"": "",
"": "",
"" : "",
"thepounder/r": "google",
"tubgirl/r": "google",
"tubboy/r": "google",
//U
//V
//W
"" : "",
//X
"xxx/r":"",
//Y
"youaresogay/r": "google",
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
//test
"1t2e3s4t5test/r": "google",
}, "gi");
// END CONFIGURATION (don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing...
function populate(replacements, flags) {
var word, modPos, mod;
for(var key in replacements) {
if((modPos = key.indexOf("/")) > -1) {
mod = key.substring(modPos + 1);
word = key.substring(0, modPos);
} else {
mod = "";
word = key;
}
modifiers.push(mod);
bad.push(new RegExp(word, flags));
good.push(replacements[key]);
}
}
// this function does the replacements
function sanitize(s, noContext, notredirect) {
for (var j = 0; j < bad.length; j++) {
if(noContext && modifiers[j].indexOf("c") != -1 || notredirect && modifiers[j].indexOf("r") !=-1 ) {
continue;
}
s = s.replace(bad[j], good[j]);
}
return s;
}
// this function redirects if we reached a "bad" address
function redirectOnBadURL() {
var cleanHost = sanitize(document.defaultView.location.host, true, false);
if(cleanHost != document.defaultView.location.host) {
document.defaultView.location.href = "http://www.google.com.com";
return true;
}
return false;
}
if(redirectOnBadURL()) return
// replace in title
if(document.title)
{
var temp = sanitize(" "+document.title+" ", false , true);
document.title = temp.substring(1,temp.length -1);
}
// replace in body text
var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
node.data = sanitize(" "+node.data+" ", false, true);
node.data = node.data.substring(1,node.data.length -1);
}
})();
