SequentialGlitchMonkey
By negipo
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Last update May 31, 2008
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// ==UserScript==
// @name SequentialGlitchMonkey
// @namespace http://polog.org/
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==
// based on
// GlitchMonkey http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/9653
// LDR - Signal http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/12781
var w = unsafeWindow;
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var $X = function (exp, context) {
if (!context) context = document;
var resolver = function (prefix) {
var o = document.createNSResolver(context)(prefix);
return o ? o : (document.contentType == "text/html") ? "" : "http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml";
}
var exp = document.createExpression(exp, resolver);
var result = exp.evaluate(context, XPathResult.ANY_TYPE, null);
switch (result.resultType) {
case XPathResult.STRING_TYPE : return result.stringValue;
case XPathResult.NUMBER_TYPE : return result.numberValue;
case XPathResult.BOOLEAN_TYPE: return result.booleanValue;
case XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_ITERATOR_TYPE: {
result = exp.evaluate(context, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
var ret = [];
for (var i = 0, len = result.snapshotLength; i < len ; i++) {
ret.push(result.snapshotItem(i));
}
return ret;
}
}
return null;
}
// -- MP3 UTILS --
function update(obj, params){
if(obj.setAttribute){
for(var key in params)
obj.setAttribute(key, params[key]);
} else {
for(var key in params)
obj[key] = params[key];
}
return obj;
}
var dummy = w.document.body.appendChild(update(document.createElement('div'), {
'style' : 'position:fixed;top:0px;left:0px;z-index:100;height:1px;'
}));
function qts(src, num) {
var res = [];
for(var i=0 ; i<num ; i++)
res.push(embed_qt(src));
return circulation(res);
}
function circulation(list){
return function(){
var item = list.shift();
list.push(item);
return item;
}
}
function embed_qt(src){
return dummy.appendChild(update(unsafeWindow.document.createElement('embed'), {
src : src,
type : 'video/quicktime',
controller : 'false',
autoplay : 'false',
loop : 'false',
width : '2px',
height : '2px'
}));
}
function set_rate(m){
var rate = Math.random() * 2;
m.SetRate(rate)
return rate;
}
function revert_rate(m, rate){
m.SetRate(1/rate)
}
// -- /MP3 UTILS --
w.mp3_l = qts(MP3_L, 5);
w.mp3_r = qts(MP3_R, 5);
//-- GlitchMonkeyMod --
var Corruptions = {
'image/jpeg': function() {
var source = Math.floor(Math.random() * 10);
return this.replace(new RegExp(source, 'g'), Math.floor(Math.random() * 10));
},
'image/gif': function() {
return this.replace(/x/ig, Math.floor(Math.random() * 10));
},
'image/png': function() {
return this.replace(/x/ig, Math.floor(Math.random() * 10));
}
};
images = [];
Array.filter(document.images, is_glitchable).forEach(init_glitch);
function init_glitch(element) {
GM_xmlhttpRequest({
method: "GET",
overrideMimeType: "text/plain; charset=x-user-defined",
url: element.src,
onload: function (res) {
var type = contentType(res.responseHeaders);
var oldsrc = element.src;
if(typeof Corruptions[type] != 'undefined') {
element.addEventListener('error', function() {
this.src = oldsrc;
}, false);
element.src =
[
'data:',
type,
';base64,',
base64encode(res.responseText),
].join('');
images.push({
element: element,
type: type,
data: res.responseText
});
}
}
});
}
function contentType(headers) {
return headers.match(/Content-Type: (.*)/i)[1];
}
function base64encode(data) {
return btoa(data.replace(/[\u0100-\uffff]/g, function(c) {
return String.fromCharCode(c.charCodeAt(0) & 0xff);
}));
}
function is_glitchable(img) {
return img.src.match(/\.(gif|jpe?g)/i);
}
//-- /GlitchMonkeyMod --
Number.prototype.rand = function(){
return Math.floor(Math.random() * this)
}
function Glitch(){
this.NEXT_MS = 1000;
this.GLITCH_MS = 200;
this.GLITCH_TIMES = 15;
}
Glitch.prototype = {
get: function(){
return this.nodes;
},
// setTimeout後thisを見る方法がわかんないです><
do_next: function(self, ms){
setTimeout(
self.do_glitch,
self.GLITCH_MS.rand(),
self,
self.get_rand_node(),
self.GLITCH_TIMES
);
setTimeout(
self.do_next,
ms,
self,
self.NEXT_MS.rand()
);
},
get_rand_node: function(){
return this.nodes[this.nodes.length.rand()];
},
do_glitch: function(self, node, times){
if(times == 0 || !node){
return false;
}
self.glitch(node);
setTimeout(
self.do_glitch,
self.GLITCH_MS.rand(),
self,
node,
times - 1
);
}
};
function ImageGlitch(nodes){
this.nodes = images;
this.do_next(this, 0);
}
ImageGlitch.prototype = new Glitch();
ImageGlitch.prototype.glitch = function(node){
node.element.src = [
'data:',
node.type,
';base64,',
base64encode(Corruptions[node.type].apply(node.data)),
].join('');
var mp3 = w.mp3_l()
var rate = set_rate(mp3);
mp3.Play();
revert_rate(mp3, rate)
}
function TextGlitch(nodes){
this.nodes = $X('//text()', document.body).filter(
function(e){return e && e.data && !e.data.match(/^[\r\n (?:<br ?\/?>)]+$/) && e.data.length > 5}
);
this.do_next(this, 0);
}
TextGlitch.prototype = new Glitch();
TextGlitch.prototype.glitch = function(node){
var data = node.data;
var points = [
data.length.rand(),
data.length.rand(),
data.length.rand()
].sort(function(a,b){return a - b});
node.data = data.slice(points[0], points[1]) +
data.slice(0, points[0]) +
data.slice(points[2], data.length) +
data.slice(points[1], points[2]);
var mp3 = w.mp3_r()
var rate = set_rate(mp3);
console.log(rate);
mp3.Play();
revert_rate(mp3, rate)
}
new ImageGlitch();
new TextGlitch();