By Melon
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Last update
Dec 7, 2005
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Installed
4,646 times.
// ==UserScript==
// @name Melon's Censor
// @namespace none
// @description Censors swear words, turning them into asterisks (*)
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==
// From Jmaxxz vulgar word blocker v3.00.00, from which this script is derived: //
/*********************************************************************************************************
* If you plan on editing this script and publishing your own version lines [11] through [18] must be *
* included somewhere in your source code somewhere between lines 1 and 40. *
* *
* Based on a script in Mark Pilgram's upcoming "Dive into Greasemonkey" *
* The Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287 *
* A Special thank you goes to rschultz2002 and Giorgio Maone for their help in the making of this script *
*********************************************************************************************************/
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// WARNING: Code contains words that many consider offensive. //
// If you do not wish to see them, do not scroll down. //
// To add a custom list of words, see instructions below. //
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
(function()
{
var bad = [], good = [], modifiers = [];
// START CONFIGURATION
populate
({
// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// "Bad word": "replacement"
// You can place an optional modifier after a slash ("/") at the end of the bad word.
// The support modifier "n", stands for new
// it does not change how the word is handled by the script,
// rather it is just so the developer know what he/she has changed in the latest build
// incase something goes wrong
// [Place custom word list below, see below for examples]
// A
"Ass hole" : "*****",
"Asshole" : "*****",
"Ass-hole" : "*****",
" Ass " : " ***** ",
"ASSHOLE" : "*****",
"ASS HOLE" : "*****",
"ASS-HOLE" : "*****",
" ASS " : " ***** ",
" Ass!" : " *****!",
" Ass," : " *****,",
// B
"Ballsack" : "*****",
"Bastard" : "*****",
"Son of a bitch" : "*****",
"Bitchy" : "*****",
"Bitched" : "*****",
"Bitching" : "*****",
"SON OF A BITCH" : "*****",
"BITCHY" : "*****",
"BITCHED" : "*****",
"BITCHING" : "*****",
"BASTARD" : "*****",
"BALLSACK" : "*****",
"Bitches" : "*****",
"Bitch" : "*****",
"BITCHES" : "*****",
"BITCH" : "*****",
// C
// D
"Goddamn" : "*****",
"God damn" : "*****",
"Damnit" : "*****",
"Dickhead" : "*****",
"dick" : "*****",
"DICK" : "*****",
"GOD DAMN" : "*****",
"GODDAMN" : "*****",
"DICKHEAD" : "*****",
"Damn" : "*****",
"DAMN" : "*****",
// E
// F
"Faggot" : "*****",
"Fucking" : "*****",
"Fucken" : "*****",
"Fucked" : "*****",
"Fucker" : "*****",
"FAGGOT" : "*****",
"FUCKING" : "*****",
"FUCKEN" : "*****",
"FUCKED" : "*****",
"FUCKER" : "*****",
"Motherfucker" : "*****",
"Fuck" : "*****",
"FUCK" : "*****",
// G
// H
// I
// J
"Jackass/c" : "*****",
// K
// L
"Lmao" : "Rofl",
"Lmfao" : "Rofl",
"LMAO" : "ROFL",
"LMFAO" : "ROFL",
// M
// N
"Niggaz" : "*****",
"Nigger" : "*****",
"Nigga" : "*****",
"NIGGAZ" : "*****",
"NIGGER" : "*****",
"NIGGA" : "*****",
// O
// P
"Pussy cat/c" : "*****",
"Pussycat/c" : "*****",
// Q
// R
// S
"Shit" : "*****",
// T
"THE HELL" : "THE HECK",
"the Hell" : "the Heck",
// U
// V
// W
// X
// Y
// Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "g");
populate
({
// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// [Place custom word list below]
// A
"asshole" : "*****",
"ass hole" : "*****",
"ass-hole" : "*****",
" ass " : " ***** ",
" ass!" : " *****!",
" ass," : " *****,",
"asshat" : "*****",
"dumbass" : "*****",
"smartass" : "smart",
"badass" : "bad",
"lameass" : "lame",
// B
"ballsack" : "*****",
"bastard" : "*****",
"son of a bitch" : "*****",
"bitchy" : "*****",
"bitched" : "*****",
"bitching" : "*****",
"bitches" : "*****",
"bitch" : "*****",
"blowjob" : "*****",
// C
"cock sucker" : "*****",
"cocksucker" : "*****",
"cunt" : "*****",
// D
"goddamn" : "*****",
"god damn" : "*****",
"dammit" : "*****",
"damnit" : "*****",
"damn" : "*****",
"douche" : "*****",
"dinglebetty" : "*****",
"dirty sanchez" : "*****",
"dickhead" : "*****",
// E
// F
"faggot" : "*****",
"motherfucker" : "*****",
"fucking" : "*****",
"fucken" : "*****",
"fucked" : "*****",
"fucker" : "*****",
"fuck you" : "*****",
"fuck": "*****",
"wtf" : "*****",
"rtfm" : "rtm",
"rtfa" : "rta",
"stfu" : "*****",
// G
// H
"what the hell" : "what the heck",
// I
// J
"jackass" : "*****",
"jackoff" : "*****",
"jerkoff" : "*****",
"jizz" : "*****",
// K
// L
"lmao" : "rofl",
"lmfao" : "rofl",
// M
"muff diving" : "*****",
// N
"niggaz" : "*****",
"nigger" : "*****",
"nigga" : "*****",
// O
// P
"pussy cat" : "*****",
"pussycat" : "*****",
"pussy " : "*****",
"free porn" : "*****",
"porn/r" : "*****",
"pihb" : "*****",
// Q
"queef" : "*****",
// R
// S
"anonymous sex" : "*****",
"skin flute" : "*****",
"shit" : "*****",
// T
"the hell" : "the heck",
" tits " : "*****",
" tit " : "*****",
" tits," : "*****,",
" tit," : "*****,",
" tits!" : "*****!",
" tit!" : "*****!",
"twat" : "*****",
// U
// V
// W
"wanker" : "*****",
// X
// Y
// Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "gi");
// END CONFIGURATION (don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing)
function populate(replacements, flags)
{
var word, modPos, mod;
for(var key in replacements)
{
if((modPos = key.indexOf("/")) > -1)
{
mod = key.substring(modPos + 1);
word = key.substring(0, modPos);
}
else
{
mod = "";
word = key;
}
modifiers.push(mod);
bad.push(new RegExp(word, flags));
good.push(replacements[key]);
}
}
// this function does the replacements
function sanitize(s, noContext, notredirect)
{
for (var j = 0; j < bad.length; j++)
{
if(noContext && modifiers[j].indexOf("c") != -1 || notredirect && modifiers[j].indexOf("r") != -1)
{
continue;
}
s = s.replace(bad[j], good[j]);
}
return s;
}
// replace in title
if(document.title)
document.title = sanitize(document.title, false , true);
// replace in body text
var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++)
{
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
node.data = sanitize(node.data, false, true);
}
})();
