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// ==UserScript==
// @name Jmaxxz vulgar word blocker
// @namespace none
// @description Censor the Net, and browse with confidence
// @include *
// @version 3.01.04
// @homepage http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
/*
If you plan on editing this script and publishing your own version lines 9 through 15 must be
included somewhere in your source code somewhere between lines 1 and 40.
Based on a script in Mark Pilgram's upcoming "Dive into Greasemonkey"
The Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
A Special thank you goes to rschultz2002 and Giorgio Maone for their help in the making of this script
*/
//WARNING
// DO NOT SCROLL DOWN this script contains language that
// may be offensive.
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
var bad = [], good = [], modifiers = [];
// START CONFIGURATION
populate({
// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// "Bad word": "replacement"
// You can place an optional modifier after a slash ("/") at the end of the bad word.
// The supported modifier "c", standing for "context",
// which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just changing it to be on the safe side,
// and thus it should not be replaced in domain names (i.e. it doesn't cause redirections)
//The support modifier "r", standing for redirect
//This means a word will not be changed except in domain names (i.e. the word will only cause redirects)
// The support modifier "n", stands for new
// it does not change how the word is handled by the script,
// rather it is just so the developer know what he/she has changed in the latest build
// incase something goes wrong
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"Ass hole": "Nimwit",
"Asshole": "Nitwit",
"Ass-hole": "Jerk",
" Ass ": " Bottom ",
"ASSHOLE": "NITWIT",
"ASS HOLE": "NIMWIT",
"ASS-HOLE": "JERK",
" ASS ": " BOTTOM ",
" Ass!": " Bottom!",
" Ass,": " Bottom,",
//B
"Ballsack": "Were the sun don't shine",
"Bastard": "Illegitimate child",
"Son of a bitch": "Spoiled brat",
"Bitchy": "Crabby",
"Bitched": "Yelled",
"Bitching" : "Complaining",
"SON OF A BITCH": "SPOILED BRAT",
"BITCHY": "CRABBY",
"BITCHED": "YELLED",
"BITCHING" : "COMPLAINING",
"BASTARD": "ILLEGITIMATE CHILD",
"BALLSACK": "WERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE",
"Bitches": "Female dogs",
"Bitch": "Female dog",
"BITCHES": "FEMALE DOGS",
"BITCH": "FEMALE DOG",
"bottleguy/r": "google",
//C
"circusgranny/r": "google",
"crackfile/r": "google",
//D
"Goddamn": "Dang",
"God damn": "Dang",
"Damnit": "Dang it",
"Dickhead": "Jerk",
"GOD DAMN": "DANG",
"GODDAMN": "DANG",
"DICKHEAD": "JERK",
"Damn": "Dang",
"DAMN": "DANG",
//E
//F
"Faggot": "Bundle of sticks",
"Fucking": "Flipping",
"Fucken": "Flippen",
"Fucked": "Flipped",
"Fucker": "Loser",
"FAGGOT": "BUNDLE OF STICKS",
"FUCKING": "FLIPPING",
"FUCKEN": "FLIPPEN",
"FUCKED": "FLIPPED",
"FUCKER": "LOSER",
"Motherfucker": "Jerk",
"Fuck": "Flip",
"FUCK": "FLIP",
//G
"goatse/r": "google",
//H
"What the hell": "What the!?",
"WHAT THE HELL": "WHAT THE!?",
//I
//J
"Jackass/c": "Donkey",
//K
//L
"Lmao": "Rofl",
"Lmfao": "Rofl",
"LMAO": "ROFL",
"LMFAO": "ROFL",
"lemonparty/r": "google",
//M
//N
"Niggaz": "Palz",
"Nigger": "Person",
"Nigga": "Buddy",
"NIGGAZ": "PALZ",
"NIGGER": "PERSON",
"NIGGA": "BUDDY",
//O
//P
"Pussy cat/c": "Kitty cat",
"Pussycat/c": "Kitty cat",
//Q
//R
//S
"Shit": "Poo",
//T
//U
//V
//W
"welikehorses/r": "google",
//X
//Y
"yellaface/r": "google",
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
}, "g");
populate({
// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form
// [Place custom word list below]
//safe replace (i.e. words which means that the word could be "not evil", but you are just
//changing it to be on the safe side)
//A
"asshole": "nitwit",
"ass hole": "nimwit",
"ass-hole": "Jerk",
" ass ": " bottom ",
" ass!": " bottom!",
" ass,": " bottom,",
//B
"ballsack": "were the sun don't shine",
"bastard": "illegitimate child",
"son of a bitch": "spoiled brat",
"bitchy": "crabby",
"bitched": "yelled",
"bitching" : "complaining",
"bitches": "female dogs",
"bitch": "female dog",
"blowjob": "",
"bagslap/r": "google",
//C
"cocksucker" : "",
"cock sucker" : "",
"cunt": "",
//D
"goddamn": "dang",
"god damn": "dang",
"damn": "dang",
"douche": "shower",
"dinglebetty" : "",
"dirty sanchez" : "mustache",
"dickhead": "jerk",
//E
//F
"faggot": "bundle of sticks",
"motherfucker": "jerk",
"fucking": "flipping",
"fucken": "flippen",
"fucked": "flipped",
"fucker": "loser",
"fuck": "flip",
"wtf": "What the!?",
//G
"goatsemarathon/r": "google",
//H
"what the hell": "what the!?",
//I
//J
"jackass": "donkey",
"jackoff" : "",
"jerkoff" : "",
"jizz" : "",
//K
//L
"lmao": "rofl",
"lmfao": "rofl",
"lastmeasure/r": "google",
//M
"meatspin/r": "google",
"muff diving" : "",
"mudfall/r": "google",
"motherman/r": "google",
"men-in-pantyhose/r": "google",
//N
"niggaz": "palz",
"nigger": "person",
"nigga": "buddy",
//O
"omg": "Oh my gosh!",
//P
"pussy cat": "kitty cat",
"pussycat": "kitty cat",
"pussy ": "",
"free porn" : "",
"porn/r" : "",
"penisbot": "",
"pressurespot/r": "google",
"pokehole/r": "google",
"phreak/r": "google",
//Q
"queef" : "",
//R
//S
"anonymous sex" :"",
"skin flute" : "",
"shit": "poo",
"swollentip/r": "google",
//T
" tits ": "",
" tit ": "",
" tits,": "",
" tit,": "",
" tits!": "",
" tit!": "",
"twat" : "",
"thepounder/r": "google",
"tubgirl/r": "google",
"tubboy/r": "google",
//U
//V
//W
"wanker" : "",
//X
"xxx/r":"",
//Y
"youaresogay/r": "google",
//Z
// [End of custom word list]
//test
"1t2e3s4t5test/r": "google",
}, "gi");
// END CONFIGURATION (don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing...
function populate(replacements, flags) {
var word, modPos, mod;
for(var key in replacements) {
if((modPos = key.indexOf("/")) > -1) {
mod = key.substring(modPos + 1);
word = key.substring(0, modPos);
} else {
mod = "";
word = key;
}
modifiers.push(mod);
bad.push(new RegExp(word, flags));
good.push(replacements[key]);
}
}
// this function does the replacements
function sanitize(s, noContext, notredirect) {
for (var j = 0; j < bad.length; j++) {
if(noContext && modifiers[j].indexOf("c") != -1 || notredirect && modifiers[j].indexOf("r") !=-1 ) {
continue;
}
s = s.replace(bad[j], good[j]);
}
return s;
}
// replace in title
if(document.title)
{
var temp = sanitize(" "+document.title+" ", false , true);
document.title = temp.substring(1,temp.length -1);
}
// replace in body text
var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
node.data = sanitize(" "+node.data+" ", false, true);
node.data = node.data.substring(1,node.data.length -1);
}
})();
