By Brokekid
Has 3 other scripts.
// ==UserScript==
// @name BushRenamer
// @namespace http://overstimulate.com/userscripts
// @description A spade by any other name...
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
var replacements, regex, key, textnodes, node, s;
replacements = {
"George W Bush": "Vacuumous Sucking Noise",
"George W. Bush": "Smirking Monkey",
"George Bush": "King Chimp",
"Bush": "Vacuumous Sucking Noise"};
regex = {};
for (key in replacements) {
regex[key] = new RegExp(key, 'g');
}
textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++) {
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
s = node.data;
for (key in replacements) {
s = s.replace(regex[key], replacements[key]);
}
node.data = s;
}
})();