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// Uncensor The Internet Plus
// Version 0.6.6
// 2007-08-12
// -----------------------------------Information------------------------------------
// Original based on Jmaxxz Vulgar Word Blocker,
// which can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/2287
//
// Updated by FinalDoom from Uncensor the Internet,
// which can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/8891
//
// Now includes additional words and sophisticated filters.
// Compatible with Pagerization script,
// which can be found at: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/7623
// See Options section to enable.
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
// -------------------------------------Options--------------------------------------
// Enable or disable Pagerization compatibility
var pagerization = false; // true = compatibility on; false = off (default)
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
// --------------------------------------WARNING-------------------------------------
//
// DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
//
// this script contains language that may be offensive.
//
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
// ==UserScript==
// @name Uncensor The Internet Plus
// @namespace uncensorTheInternetPlus
// @description Uncensors the bad words on the web
// @include *
// ==/UserScript==
// ----------------------------------Do Not Modify-----------------------------------
var regex = [], replacements = [];
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
// --------------------Case Sensitive Custom Word Replacements-----------------------
// This list is case SENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are treated differently
//
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, in the form:
// "Censored Word": "replacement", // Optional result word listings
//
// "Censored Word" and "replacement" can both contain Regular Expressions
// "Censored Word" is a string representing a RegExp search
// "replacement" is a string representing a RegExp replacement
//
// Place additional case SENSITIVE custom words in the list below:
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
makeRegExp({
//A
"(\\b)([Aa])[^\\s\\w]{2}hole": "$1$2sshole", // Asshole asshole
"(\\b)A[^\\s\\w]{2}HOLE": "$1ASSHOLE", // ASSHOLE
"(\\b|\\w)([Aa])[^\\s\\w]{2}": "$1$2ss", // Ass ass
"(\\b)@\\$\\$": "$1ass", // ass
//B
"(\\b)([Bb])[^\\s\\w]tch": "$1$2itch", // Bitch bitch
"(\\b)B[^\\s\\w]TCH": "$1BITCH", // BITCH
"(\\b)([Bb])(?:(?:o|[^\\s\\w]){2}b|(?:o|[^\\s\\w]){2}[^\\s\\w](s|ies))": "$1$2oob$3", // Boob boob Boobs boobs Boobies boobies
"(\\b)B(?:(?:O|[^\\s\\w]){2}B|(?:O|[^\\s\\w]){2}[^\\s\\w](S|IES))": "$1BOOB$2", // BOOB BOOBS BOOBIES
"(\\b)([Bb])ull(?:\\*{4}|[^\\s]{3}t)": "$1$2ullshit", // Bullshit bullshit
"(\\b)BULL(?:\\*{4}|[^\\s]{3}T)": "$1BULLSHIT", // BULLSHIT
//C
"(\\b)([Cc])[^\\s\\w]{2}k": "$1$2ock", // Cock cock
"(\\b)C[^\\s\\w]{2}K": "$1COCK", // COCK
"(\\b)([Cc])l[^\\s\\w]t": "$1$2lit", // Clit clit
"(\\b)CL[^\\s\\w]T": "$1CLIT", // CLIT
"(\\b)([Cc])[^\\s\\w]m": "$1$2um", // Cum cum
"(\\b)C[^\\s\\w]M": "$1CUM", // CUM
"(\\b)([Cc])[^\\s\\w]nt": "$1$2unt", // Cunt cunt
"(\\b)C[^\\s\\w]NT": "$1CUNT", // CUNT
//D
"(\\b|\\w)([Dd])(?:a|[^\\s\\w])(?:m|[^\\s\\w])n": "$1$2amn", // Damn damn
"(\\b|\\w)D(?:A|[^\\s\\w])(?:M|[^\\s\\w])N": "$1DAMN", // DAMN
"(\\b)([Dd])(?:[^\\s\\w](?:c|[^\\s\\w])k|[^\\s\\w]{3}(s))": "$1$2ick$3", // Dick dick Dicks dicks
"(\\b)D(?:[^\\s\\w](?:C|[^\\s\\w])K|[^\\s\\w]{3}(S))": "$1DICK$2", // DICK DICKS
"(\\b)([Dd])[^\\s\\w]ldo": "$1$2ildo", // Dildo dildo
"(\\b)D[^\\s\\w]LDO": "$1DILDO", // DILDO
"(\\b)([Dd])[^\\s\\w]ke": "$1$2yke", // Dyke dyke
"(\\b)D[^\\s\\w]KE": "$1DYKE", // DYKE
//F
"(\\b|\\w)([Ff])(?:[^\\s](?:[^\\s\\w]|c)k|[^\\s\\w]{3})([0-9a-z]{2,}\\b)": "$1$2uck$3", // Fucker fucker Fucking fucking Fuckin' fuckin' etc.
"(\\b|\\w)F(?:[^\\s](?:[^\\s\\w]|C)K|[^\\s\\w]{3})([0-9A-Z]{2,}\\b)": "$1FUCK$2", // FUCKER FUCKING FUCKIN' etc.
"(\\b|\\w)([Ff])(?:[^\\s](?:[^\\s\\w]|c)k|[^\\s\\w]{3})": "$1$2uck", // Fuck fuck
"(\\b|\\w)F(?:[^\\s](?:[^\\s\\w]|C)K)": "$1FUCK", // FUCK
//M
"(\\b)([Mm])(?:ast(?:[^\\s\\w]rb(?:[^\\s\\w]|a)t|urb[^\\s\\w]t)|[^\\s\\w]st(?:[^\\s\\w]|u)rb(?:[^\\s\\w]|a)t)(e|ing|ion)": "$1$2asturbat$3", // Masturbate masturbate Masturbating masturbating Masturbation masturbation
"(\\b)M(?:AST(?:[^\\s\\w]RB(?:[^\\s\\w]|A)T|URB[^\\s\\w]T)|[^\\s\\w]ST(?:[^\\s\\w]|U)RB(?:[^\\s\\w]|A)T)(E|ING|ION)": "$1MASTURBAT$2", // MASTURBATE MASTURBATING MASTURBATION
"(\\b)([Mm])other(?:\\*{6}|[^\\s]{4})([0-9a-z]{2,}\\b)": "$1$2otherfuck$3", // Motherfucker motherfucker Motherfucking motherfucking etc.
"(\\b)MOTHER(?:\\*{6}|[^\\s]{4})([0-9A-Z]{2,}\\b)": "$1MOTHERFUCK$2", // MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING etc.
//N
"(\\b)([Nn])[^\\s\\w]ked": "$1$2aked",
"(\\b)N[^\\s\\w]KED": "$1NAKED",
"(\\b)([Nn])(?:i(?:g[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]g|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:g[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]g|gg))(a|er)": "$1$2igg$3", // Nigga nigga Nigger nigger
"(\\b)N(?:I(?:G[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]G|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:G[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]G|GG))(A|ER)": "$1NIGG$2",// NIGGA NIGGER
//P
"(\\b)([Pp])(?:i(?:s[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]s|[^\\s\\w][^\\s\\w])|[^\\s\\w.](?:ss|s[^\\s\\w.]|[^\\s\\w]s))([^y])": "$1$2iss$3", // Piss piss
"(\\b)P(?:I(?:S[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]S|[^\\s\\w][^\\s\\w])|[^\\s\\w.](?:SS|S[^\\s\\w.]|[^\\s\\w]S))([^Y])": "$1PISS$2", // PISS
"(\\b)([Pp])[^\\s\\w]rn": "$1$2orn", // Porn porn
"(\\b)P[\\s\\w]RN": "$1PORN", // PORN
"(\\b)([Pp])(?:u(?:s[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]s|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:ss|s[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]s))(y|ies)": "$1$2uss$3", // Pussy pussy Pussies pussies
"(\\b)P(U(?:S[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]S|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:SS|S[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]S))(Y|IES)": "$1PUSS$3", // PUSSY PUSSIES
//S
"(\\b)([Ss])(?:h(?:[^\\s\\w]t|i[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:[^\\s\\w]t|i[^\\s\\w]))": "$1$2hit", // Shit shit
"(\\b)S(?:H(?:[^\\s\\w]T|I[^\\s\\w]|[^\\s\\w]{2})|[^\\s\\w](?:[^\\s\\w]T|I[^\\s\\w]))": "$1SHIT", //SHIT
//T
"(\\b|\\w)([Tt])(?:i|[^\\s\\w])(ts?|ty|ties)": "$1$2i$3", // Tit tit Tits tits Titty titty Titties titties
"(\\b|\\w)T(?:I|[^\\s\\w])(TS?|TTY|TTIES)": "$1TI$2", // TIT TITS TITTY TITTIES
//V
"(\\b)([Vv])[^\\s\\w]gina": "$1$2agina", // Vagina vagina
"(\\b)V[^\\s\\w]GINA": "$1VAGINA", // VAGINA
//W
"(\\b)([Ww])(?:h[^\\s\\w]r)(e|es|ing)": "$1$2hor$3", // Whore whore Whores whores Whoring whoring
"(\\b)W(?:H[^\\s\\w]R)(E|ES|ING)": "$1WHOR$2", // WHORE WHORES WHORING
// ----------------------------Bonus Word Replacement Fun----------------------------
// I just couldn't bring myself to making these word replacements default.
// But, you can turn them on by removing the leading slashes.
//
// "(\\b)President Bush": "$1President Douchebag",
// "(\\b)George W\\. Bush": "$1George W\\. Douchebag",
// "(\\b)George W Bush": "$1George W Douchebag",
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
}, "g");
// ---------------------Case Inensitive Custom Word Replacements---------------------
// This list is case INSENSITIVE, i.e. uppercase and lowcase are considered the same.
//
// Terms are listed as comma separated couples of words, same as above.
//
// Place additional case INSENSITIVE custom words in the list below:
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
makeRegExp({
//F
"(\\b)the f.word": "$1Fuck", // Fuck
"(\\b)the \"f\".word": "$1Fuck", // Fuck
// ----------------------------Bonus Word Replacement Fun----------------------------
// I just couldn't bring myself to making these word replacements default.
// But, you can turn them on by removing the leading slashes.
//
// "(\\b)the Bush administration": "$1the Douchebag administration",
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
}, "ig");
// ---------------------------End Of Configurable Section----------------------------
// Don't touch anything below, unless you know what you're doing.
// ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
function makeRegExp(replacers, flags) {
for(var key in replacers)
{
regex.push(new RegExp(key, flags));
replacements.push(replacers[key]);
}
}
// Uncensoring Function
function uncensor(text)
{
for (var j = 0; j < regex.length; j++)
{
text = text.replace(regex[j], replacements[j]);
}
return text;
}
function main()
{
// Replace In Title
if(document.title) document.title = uncensor(document.title);
// Replace In Body Text
var textnodes = document.evaluate( "//body//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
for (var i = 0; i < textnodes.snapshotLength; i++)
{
node = textnodes.snapshotItem(i);
node.data = uncensor(node.data);
}
}
main();
// Compatibility with Pagerization
if (pagerization) addFilter(function () {main();});
function addFilter(func, i) {
i = i || 4;
if (window.AutoPagerize && window.AutoPagerize.addFilter) {
window.AutoPagerize.addFilter(func);
}
else if (i > 1) {
setTimeout(arguments.callee, 1000, func, i - 1);
}
else {
(function () {
func(document);
setTimeout(arguments.callee, 200);
})();
}
}
